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1. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean meat!
2. What goes "Hahaha .. plop?" Someone laughing their head off.
3. Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
4. What did one toilet say to the other? You look a bit flushed.
5. Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him!
6. My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
7. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
8. What type of key opens a banana? A mon-key.
9. Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words!
10. Two antennas decided to get married. The ceremony was pretty boring. But the reception was great!

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